d: look at my toes. they're like little people.
c: how are they like little people?
d: they like to do stuff.

d: uh oh. i did an "excuse me".


d: i have to cut my toenails. they're scratching my nose.

c: what time is it?
d: it's fuckin' twenty to dinner.


d: i hate imdb.
c: why?
d: because i am d.b.